Friday, February 22, 2008

Pornography, or making a blog popular

On the eve of my second blogpost I was wondering how to make my blog popular, because nothing else in the blogworld matters to me. Having people appreciate my prose means nothing to me. So, go away. But, sex, porn, more sex, deviant sex, deviant porn etc etc.

There you have my strategy to make my blog get more eye balls. I'll embed my posts with references to sex and golly it sells. Or better still, write some hate speech, and in India it's really really easy, given the number of holy cows and soft targets. I love eating cows and hate who want to ban cow slaughter. Hah!

Eating cows and having sex with horses in in our religious scriptures. Hah! Hah!

Now tell me who's better: me or Raj Thackeray, eh?

My next post will be on how to reduce exclamatory aspirates in your writing. Not mine. Your writing.

2 comments:

PriyatRaj said...

Good ploy, that! Were you flooded with comments then? Some of them violently abusive even? If not, what is the world coming to!

BTW, love the way you write - you should write more and more often.

Dip Narayan said...

Thanks for the kind words, Priya! The strategy wasn't successful though. I should learn some tagging tricks methinks.