Sunday, March 02, 2008

Fry my balls

I did two things with the title: removed the punctuation (from Fry, my balls!) and added irrelevant reference to sex (in this case a sexual organ) to make it sound more interesting. Up to you what you find interesting though.

This I thought would be a nice title for something on Stephen Fry, the admirable writer who taught me this rascally subterfuge for starting short prose pieces. Well, I must admit that Fry did not teach me in person. Also, I'm not imputing the stylistic bastardy of my prose to him. Moreover, I am also sure that in person he is not as horny a style rabbit, itching to impregnate everybody else's prose, as it appears from my previous sentence. Just that I like his prose and the liking is almost physical (ah! that must have done it).

Sometimes you rush through the pages of a book as if the last page has the address to the shop selling the perfect cure for your seven-year-old eczema. But, of course, you do it only because of your less curable disease of plot teleology. Prose assissts in the denoument of a plot. Stephen Fry's prose is autotellic. You may open up any page in a book and start reading without at all missing the pleasure. Somewhat like pornography or a manual of sex. Position 73 is as good as position 69 in the Kamasutra and starting there won't be in medias res at all. I know this analysis of his prose is grossly oversimplified. Someday I hope to write on all the perverse pleasures of his prose.

That said, I will not write a review of his books here. I am re-reading Paperweight now, and felt like trying out his title strategy. It goes well with my stated intention of including non sequitur references to sex in my post. Also, I wish my prose gets his prose's nose and eyes, I mean syntax and cadence. I'll be happy see my blog grow up to be a paperweight.

And as his alter ego, Donald Trefusis says, hugely to you all.

Update: I remembered that Fry has a novel called Stars' Tennis Balls (or Revenge in some editions, a clever remake of The Count of Montecristo. Must have been at the back of my mind when I wrote this. Turns out that my balls are not that irrelevant anymore.

6 comments:

misti said...

I refuse to comment on the length and breadth of your post -just what's in between. Do you need someone to do a language hygiene review? I'd do it for free and would leave the lapse(s) in comma just the way you intend it.

PriyatRaj said...

Misti dear, you stole my "Lapsing into a Comma" and never returned it. In such a scenario, I object to you making puns based on it!

Coming to the blog, I hugely enjoyed this one. I love Stephen Fry and Paperweight is my favorite book. While reading it, I was grabbed by this insane desire to write margin notes (I never do such vile things otherwise). My copy was littered with my ugly scrawl. I forgot about this and lended it to a friend - she claimed she liked the margin notes as much as she liked the book, used it as a USP to lend to someone else, who claimed the same pleasure. Alas, I never got that book back either!

PriyatRaj said...

Sorry, I just realized that I used the wrong word for the past tense of "lend". Misti, see what your dastardly theiving has done to me!

misti said...

My dear Priya,I have been falsely accused of a crime I did not commit. The book is with Mitul; it was never with me.

And while we are on books that were stolen - I was wondering what happened to my copy of the Metaphysicals. Ahem!

Dip Narayan said...

My my my...my comment board will soon start to resemble Oscar Wilde plays where elegant ladies exchange scathing repartees.

@ Priya: Thanks, and why don't you scribble some of the margin notes here from memory? I'd love to know what you thought about Piles or, if that's like "ewww", the article u liked the most.

@ Misti: Hey cool, you guys can write a new post called "The World of Lost Books" on the books that are most likely to be stolen.

Shoma said...

*lost* and your latent perverse side is showing up real well i asked mum to check "tunkidada's blog" :P:P